Today I almost got mugged. Again. Expect this time I didn't get into a fight. The guy came up to me at the bus stop and asked me if I write[tag] anything. Then he wanted to hear what I was listening to. It was Blonde Redhead. He actually liked it, he said. Apparently, he's into lots of different music because he wants to be a rapper and yadda yadda. He started flowing to the song "Falling man". I was like "oh cool." So then I showed him "Everything in its right place" by Radiohead and he was like "I could use a blunt right now and trip out". All of a sudden he said that he was going to steal my iPod but then decided not to because I was nice and that I looked like someone who wasn't going to put up a fight. Oh thats nice. Thank you kind black man. What do you say to that. I was just like "yeah cool, cool". It was extremely awkward and stuff. So we're on the bus and we started talking about weed. I love weed.
I got my first paycheck. I havent had money in say, ohhhh like, 3 months? Yeah, that sounds about right. It feels gooood. No more working the corners for me.
So I go to Famima and decided to try the VitaminEnergy™ drink. It was actually pretty good. Way better tasting than Red Bull and Monster. Then I hopped back on the bus, went ot the back and to my surprise, a cracked out white guy. He looked pretty young and he looked like he would be into the Kotton Mouth Kings. He was shaking and started banging shit. Then he started crying and then layed down and then did all this weird shit. He finally got off. I thought he was going to sock me.
And now I'm home, eating dirty mexican food and Im going to smoke a blunt in a bit.
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Damn. Don't you love the bus system?
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